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Motions From the Ocean

by Dr. Decapod

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And Now... Suspense. Your host tonight on the Autolight Theatre is the maker of the famous Autolight Stay Full battery! The battery that needs water only 3 times a year with normal car use! What i do mean pal, your gent little tap should smack this guy right to the back of the morgue! Sure if he wasn't an actor! eh, the theatre's a discouraging job.. How right you are, would you believe my husbands been in three plays in the last season and they've only run two weeks? and in this third one he has to be playing a millionaire.. Oh that's rubbing it in for sure And how... Oh Mr. Murdoch I'm so glad you're back! Ahh the young lady with the irish eye, and what would you be wanting this time? You sold my husband this jacket this afternoon do you remember? Yes I remember, I practically gave it to the man! It has a stain on this side Yes i told him that! Now don't you be asking for it back! The Stay Full has extra plates! Extra plates for Extra positive power. And another thing, Your Stay Full battery is protected by fiberglass insulation for longer life and stronger life. So, take a tip from me, get a battery that helps you get dependable starting. The longer lasting Autolight Stay Full Battery. We must make necessary arrangements for your trip to Turzin! Well first i'd like to contact Earth, I'd like to tell them whats going on here. Yeah I'd like to find out whats been going on down there.. So would I Ranger. Now tell me, do you wish to use the rocket technique captain or would rely on a time lapse for a voice message? I think the rocket would be much faster and much more efficient. Plus I know the exact trajectory anyway. I'd like to send a message to Commisioner Bell and one to the laboratory as well! Really, I feel like a million dollars! nevermind *unintelligible* and incidentally i've had news from blakesly, he's hot on the trail of Dr. (Deca)Pod
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The vast majority of behaviour problems in the classroom involve minor breaches of discipline. These incidents frequently originate in the classroom situation itself and are within control of the teacher. Disciplinaire problems in the classroom are symptoms of underlying weaknesses in total learning situation. Mr. Grimes, mathematics teacher, is displeased with the progress of his 9th grade class in mathematics. "You see what low grades you got on your weekly mathematics tests? More than half of ya failed! Most of those who passed just got by. Nobody had 100%; this is the poorest class I've had in a long, long time. Most of you have no foundation at all. And the troubles with your attitude! You don't pay enough attention in class. You don't do enough work outside of it. You don't know what the word 'Study' means. You haven't the slightest idea. Don't you realize mathematics is an important subject? I tell you right now that unless you get over your lazy habits, and come up to the standards I've set for this class, many of you will have the pleasure of repeating this course next semester." "I have to leave for a few minutes. Now I want you to open your books, work out the correct solutions to the problems you missed." "I can't make any sense out of this, i might as well quit." "Gee, you never picked up this third problem, it's a gyp!" "He's got me scared to death, i'll just never pass this course! what's the use of taking this stuff anyway? I'm scared to take my paper home!" "He's just a sour puss!" Hmm. *Scanning* ...Features the coming buyers market in automobiles then in new departments: the sports section. And finally if we don't run fresh out of time which quite likely we may, we'll have a piece on trade across the iron curtain in Europe. Now: your tomorrow morning headlines tonight! Willis Overland cuts automobile prices 25$ to 270$ The top cut is on Willis Overland's well known "Jeepster". Know you'll notice at once that while this is the second post war automobile price cut it is by far the biggest one. General Motors in general cut prices between 10 and 20 dollars a car, also in the GM's case the price cut was definitely tied to a decline in payrolls. Under a contract the GM had with the union allowing payroll cuts in the event of a decline in the cost of lawyers took place. in the Willis Overland case there is no such decline in payrolls this is a straight and deep price cut in a bid for more business this symbolizes an important turning point in the automobile industry from a sellers to a buyers market. Clearly this is going to have tremendous psychological importance, this cut announced tonight.
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You are watching the Western World Broadcasting Company, WWBC It is April 10th 2058 and I'm Douglas Van Kleefe. And here are tomorrow's headlines tonight: Tensions rise in the mediterranean as the Eastern Coalition province of Turkey surrounds the island of Lisbon. Experts are saying this is just another potential for war between the two world states. In related news, the shipping and transport of oil has completely halted because of the conflict, dropping the price of oil to 1500$ a barrel the lowest it's been in the last decade, a 200% drop. Economists and business insiders say that this trend is likely to continue, dropping a further 100% in the next few weeks this downward trend is going affect the western atlantic provinces the worst. As their biggest export has been petroleum for the last 100 years. In other economic news, the European Union of Car Manufacturers has ceased production for the next five weeks in all facilities. The Union, the largest of it's kind in the world, has come to this decision based on recent trade agreements with the Eastern Coalition. They feel they are being undercut by the trade agreement and their communications director Pierre L'Obtuse says that "they are unable to compete in a rigged economic system". The Eastern Coalition's minister of manufacturing, Gregor Borshkov, says that "this is a sabotage attempt made by these western companies, and that they are trying to further destroy the trade and economic agreements between the two countries." and from the homefront Prime Minister Devlin LeChance spoke about the 2032 attack that necessitated the formation of the western world. He spoke solemnly about his grandfather's participation in this event. and thanked the people of the western world in their cooperation in this new great country, which we all share. Colonies in the west Caribbean have been protesting the western world occupation, protesters have been citing issues such as economic inequality, secret police and racism by the western world forces. the western world police chief in the Caribbean has stated that this is just simply the voice of a loud minority in the Caribbean and that the general public is quite happy with the occupation. And finally, a study shows that a Western World marriage is likely to last 30% longer than an Eastern Coalition one. The study cited Prime Minister LeChance's familial policies aswell as the general economic purity of the Western World as a major contributor to this. Thank You for watching the WWBC, be sure to watch tomorrow night, with me: Douglas Van Kleefe. Thank you, and Good Night.

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Out in the farthest depths of the known universe, a bipedal crabman with sensitive antennae listens to the world around him. Searching for the perfect sounds.

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released April 30, 2018

Written and produced by Dr. Decapod
Recorded at MicksBaycement Studios in beautiful British Columbia.
Artwork by Samuel Morris (Hypersleep Studios)
Special thanks to Tristan Wheeler for lending his voice.

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Featured on CiTR FM's Radio Pizza Party as the theme music writer and as a musical guest.

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